I get this strange feeling...
that every time near my birth day that my sister is going to get kidnapped by a giant bird and I’m going to have to set sail with some pirates and then a talking boat making me get off track with some other “saving the world” bullshit to later kill some black dude with a magical stick to the face…. but the problem is, I live in a dessert.
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person... →
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theannoyingskwid: i wanna see your peacock i want, to see, your peacock show me your peacock show it to me i want to see it let me see your peacock your peacock Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
When I accidentally hit my pet. →
theannoyingskwid: First, I’m like: And then, I run after him like: Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
When a 2year old talks to you and you can't... →
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askenderbro: [Enderbro]: oh yeah that was me I saw you were in trouble and I tried to help but I am not very good at this sorry